In the harsh winter once
At a meeting in the Kremlin
The chiefs gathered important,
More importantly not present on Earth.
Gathered to discuss breakthroughs
Ups, ups and jerks
All indicators are fake
Achieved in spite of.
The first deputy took the floor,
Slightly disheveled, baggy,
Overseas technology amateur,
The one that is slightly eccentric.
"Here - he says - yields are growing,
Wages are growing, bread is growing,
But there are interruptions with money
And obviously something is coming to us.
And although the country rushes forward,
Tells: "made by us",
Not much remains
To provide for the masses.
We didn't ask them to be born
Yes, they don't even need requests,
They have no one to be offended,
We don't owe them anything.
But let's tell the truth: no money
And as that robot spoke
From a paralyzed planet
There is no more strength to hold on.
And how we did not fight with colleagues,
No matter how hard they tried to count,
Where have all the funds evaporated,
Well, impossible to find!
Where did they get it from
And children, old people,
And they took over the border,
Both friends and enemies.
Built a hundred thousand temples
For the victims of the scoop a memorial,
Veterans canteen
And all the same we have a failure. "
The monarch thought for a long time
I looked at the velvet of the tablecloth,
And a sense of duty fought in him
With a desire to start shooting.
Then he said: "Well, I won't,
As you can see, the time has come
To keep a monstrous secret.
How did it all happen?
How did it happen that on takeoff
The country has been shot again
And who is on that interrupted flight
Guilty? Whose fault is it?
It's all about the past, and from there
An ominous trail is reaching us.
So that it does not become bad at all,
I have to give a simple answer:
Once upon a time people were scary
They gathered in the Kremlin for a council,
Hanging red banners
And they printed the decree.
Everything was smooth in the decree,
It's all over and over again.
They promised a free life,
Where it is dry, sweet and warm.
In fact, the purpose of the audience
She was sinister and crazy.
Decree of mediocrity who got
Before running the country.
They wanted to triple everything
How to shit for all for centuries -
Plants, factories to build
For the poor and the barefoot.
As if, but in reality
Satan's Advocates Plan
Included completely different goals
- destruction of the country.
Today we all understand
What they wanted to do
Atheists and talkers
- they wanted to lay a mine.
And it began, the ideas are creepy
One ominous another.
They sit for the second day
Under the Lucifer star.
One said: "Let's ruin childhood!"
Second: "Let's take the passports!
Any means are good here,
Shooting, Gulagi, poverty. "
"Let's lay a mine under the culture,
For the economy, for everyday life
For medicine, physical education,
For social services, wholesale and sales! "
"Let's lay a mine under the village,
For cities and housing and communal services,
Deprive the people of the steel rod
We will pull out from the roots forever! "
"Education will be destroyed.
Let everyone save up for an iPhone,
And they save on Android too,
As if he was somehow better.
Under Skolkovo we will lay exactly
Under the pension on the sly,
Well, under the Vostochny cosmodrome,
To be sure already. "
"Under the statehood, sculpture,
Law, religion, morality,
For the army, architecture,
Near midnight, autumn and February. "
"Let's lay a mine under science,
With beer, alphabet, progress,
To poker, volleyball, to the sounds,
For accounting and 1C "
When he finished speaking,
Silence hung in the hall -
No one dared to show themselves
Then the reaction started.
Filled the blush of indignation
From scarlet cheeks to eyes.
And, not hiding disgust
And disgusting grimaces
They jumped into a wild tread,
Best minds exploded
Shouting insults
The front of the head.
They are in their indignation
Strong, persistent, brave
But, despite the rage,
Clean, fluffy and white.
"But who arranged it all!"
"What is it, so-rastak,
We've just built everything! "
"So what is it, how can it be!"
And he looked with a calm fold,
How the jackets raged,
Only answered the question briefly:
"Who was that? - Bolsheviks"
The meeting was short,
We decided not to hide the secret
- decided to open the crime
And tell all the people
"We must inform the people
That secrets will lift the canopy,
So that all the suffering and adversity
I took the past year for myself.
Let's tell people how it was,
Who took their happiness from them
And why is life so dull,
Who ripped them off as sticky. "
The decision has been made. Signals
Let's go immediately to the places
LJ, YouTube, TV channels,
Newspapers, blogs, vanity.
And the winged message flew
In cities and ... cities,
I learned the people about the guilty
I learned it everywhere, here and there.
The people sighed more freely:
"So that's who crap, that's who we
Ruined our life on a platter
Both young and old! "
The sea smelled of hope again
The rivers and fields smelled
And the grief receded completely,
And the earth turned red.
"Now it will be different
After all, we did not know what to take from us,
Now we'll live richer
Now you can't take your luck! "
And the round dances spun
The sugary Nightingale sang,
Sandwiches became tastier
And brighter than the candles by the churches.
The oligarchs became richer
Stronger army and navy
And softer than the slippers of a monarch
And pigs have more offspring.
And what about the mine - neutralized?
They forgot about her in the heat of the moment.
Lies until next time
Calm down Ilyich's mine.
Happy New Year!