Сказки для самых маленьких.

Тема в разделе "Разговорник", создана пользователем int20, 2 июл 2008.

  1. Обожаю я всё-таки квасу.нет. Прекрасный ресурс. Очень рекомендую.

    Итак, избранные русские народные сказки:

    Gold Fish
    Poymal starik Gold Fish, a ona emu govorit: ispolnyatsya tvoy schastya, no potom uvidet shto v ruki u nego kvas i prevratitsya starik v babushka.
    Thank you.

    Onezhskoe ozero
    Napali German Ludi na Russian Ludi. Togda Alex Nevskyi II govorit: "Ahtung! Davay German Ludi bitva na ice. Danke shen". German soglasilsya i vse poehali na ozero. Nachalsya bitva. Alex Nevskyi II nachal pit mnogo kvas i provolitsya pod ice. A German Ludi ne pit kvas i ne provolitsya pod ice. Thank you.

    Zolushka
    Zolushka pit mnogo kvas i ostatsya v tukve navsegda. Thank you.

    Space
    Americans astronauts poletel v kosmos pervuy. A Gagarin poletet v kosmos nomer 2. Because Gagarin lubit pit kvas, a kvas ne nastoyazhiy napitok.
    Thank you.

    Pinocchio
    Zhil malchik. On pit kvas i statsya derevyanuy (original wood). Potom plakat, silno plakatsya. Thank you.

    Three porosionka
    Zhili-were three porosionka - three brothers. Mladshii porosionok Nif-Nif zloupotreblial kvasom and zhil v bednom dome iz soloma. Srednii porosionok Nuf-Nuf pil kvas little-little (malo-malo) and zhil v barake iz palochek. A starshii porosionok Naf-Naf pil tolko Nastoyashii napitok and zhil v kamenniy house. Potom prishel mister Volk and slomal domiki Nif-Nifa and Nuf-Nufa. Bat mr.Volk napilsya kvasu and ne smog slomat house Naf-Nafa. Brothers spaslis. The end. Thank you

    Pope and ego employee Bull-Da
    Pope lyubit drink kvas i ego brain byl very bad. On reshil to hire Bull-Da, because sam ne mog do nothing. Bull-Da nikogda ne pit kvas i byl very strong, kak governator of California. Bull-Da mnogo pomogat Mr. Pope i zatem Pope umer ot stomach problem, a Bull-Da became a movie star. Thank you.

    Small boy and Karlson.
    Zhil byl Karlson i pit kvas. Odnazhdi on zaletel v the window k Small boy
    i govorit: "A net li u vas chut chut kvas?" Small boy emu said: "Drink Nastoyashii napitok, a ne kvas!". A Karlson govorit: "Net ya pit kvas, ya ne budu pit Nastoyashii napitok!" Vypil Karlson kvas i oni with Small boy poleteli na krishi. Vdrug u Karlson zagloh motor i on nachal padat, potomu chto pil kvas. A u Small boy poyavilsya dvigatel GTI Turbo i on poletel dalshe, potomu chto he drink Nastoyashii napitok. I pil Small boy Nastoyashii napitok when a long time and zhil be happy. Thank you!

    Kurochka Riaba.
    Kurochka Riaba pit kvas and snesla perverted egg. Ded and baba drink mnogo kvas and the story zakonchilas with vselensky tears. Thank you.

    Captain Vrungel Adventure Trip
    Captain Vrungel mnogo pit kvas. And Mr. Lom mnogo pit kvas. But banditto-gangsteritto never pit kvas! And what? Captain Vrungel lost svoy yachta, a Mr. Lom nikogda ne byt populyaren u Russian devushka. But banditto-gangsteritto imeyut mnogo dengi and enjoying Nastoyashchij Napitok syto-piyano! Thank you.

    Russia-Portugal 2006
    Kak-to igrali Russian soccer komanda I Portugal soccer komanda. Russian soccer komanda lubil pit mnogo kvas, a Portugal soccer komanda lubil pit nastoyazhiy napitok. I viigrala Portugal soccer komanda 7-1. Thank you.

    Shtirlec
    Shtirlec lubil kvas, a Muller lubitsya nastoyazhii napitok. «Vot ty Shtirlec i popalsya» - skazal Muller. Thank you.

    John The Grozny
    Zhil and byl odin tsar once upon a time. On was very zloi caus' ochen lyubit kvas. That's why ego zvat John The Grozny. Byvaet pyet kvas and then silno rugatsya i Russian lyudi na kol sazhat. A odin raz on vypil kvas too much i ubit svoi sin! Thank you.

    Emelya
    Once upon a time jit Russki Emelya. On nelubit kvas i ne rabotat, no lubit nastoyazhi napitok. Kogda pit nastoyazhi napitok on mog razgovarivat s fish, katatsa na pechka (village house heater) i zastavlyat other stuff dvigatsa. S kvas tak ne poluchitsa. Thank you.

    Adolf.
    Adolf Hitler pil kvas. Thank you.

    Red hat.
    Krasna shapka nesti pirozki i kvas Her babushka. The wolf uvidel kvas i reshil return k them later, kogda sami umryt. Thank you.

    Druziya.
    Piyatachok i Vinnie was born i rosly v odinakovyh usloviyah. No Piyatochok drink kvas. A Vinnie net. Poetomu Piyatochok vyros v malen’kiy i glypiy svin.
    A Vinnie vyros v bolshoi medved. Ego respect all animals, daze pschely.
    Thank you.

    Lenin
    Ruskii zhar Nikolay 1 ochen lubit kvas, proigratsya Krumskiy voyna i nemnozhko umeret. Ruskii zhar Nikolay 2 ochen lubit kvas, proigratsya October Revolution i tozhe umeret. A Volodya Lenin nikogda ne pit kvas, a pit nastoyazhiy napitok i poetomu nikogda ne portitsya v svoem Mavzoley. Thank you.

    Volk and sem kozlenok
    Odnazhdy shest kozlenok taino ot mother sidet pit kvas i smeyatsya nad sedmoy kotoryi pit Nastoyazhiy napitok. Potom prihodit The volk, govorit - prines kvas - i prosit otkryt. Shestero otkryt i volk ih skushat. Sedmoy pit Nastoyazhii napitok i byt nevidimym.
    Then priti mother s Nastoyazhiy napitok and Mentos. Nesti fontanom freedom deti iz volk. Thank you.

    Sister Alyounuzhka and brother Ivanuzhka
    Sister preduprezhdat brother ne pit kvas. Ivanuzhka ne slushat i stanovitsya kozlenok. Alyonuzhka zvat boyfriend Ivan derzhat kozlenok i poit Nastoyazhiy napitok. Brother stat obratno super man i borotsya s kvas vezde. Thank you.

    King Saltan
    King Saltan pit mnogo kvas i u nego rodilsya children - down. On vinuzhden bil rasstatsya s semyey, i ispitivaya silnie gallucination posadil swoyu zhena i children v botshku s kvasom i stolknul ee v sinee more. Vse offkos die.
    Thank you.

    Unknown animal
    Jil-bil 3 sisters pod oknom. I pili tseliy bochka
    kvas. I poetomu 1 sestra rodil for tsar ne maltshik, a
    unknown animal. I za eto tsar posadil 1 sestra i
    unknown animal v etot bochka i brosil v more.
    Thank you.

    Princessa The Frog
    Odna princessa pit mnogo kvas i stat oboroten the Frog. Potom lovit raznih princev v bolote i nadrugatsya nad nimi. Thank you.

    Repka
    Odin family v derevne ne mog vedernut vegetable Repka potomu chto pil mnogo kvas. A mouse Mickey pit Nastoyazhiy napitok i did it. Thank you.

    Ezhik in the Fog
    Ezhik pil kvas s mozhevelovimy vetochki - ot togo ego zhizn bila mrachniy I presledovali zhutkie gallucinaziy. Thank you!

    Kolobokchek
    Ushel Kolobok ot deda i baba. Idet on po lesu i piet kvas. Zveri ego poimali i kushat. Bolshe net Kolobok. I zverey net - oni otravitsya. Thank you.
     
  2. Убило. xD
     
  3. бредятина какая-то(((((((((((((((((((((((((
    КГ/АМ
     
  4. кг/ам
     
  5. Щас вас тут в русофобии начнут упрекать.
     
  6. Как минимум - глупо. :)
     
  7. грамотная, отлично сделанная рекламная кампания кваса
     
  8. Именно. Вирусная реклама, если быть точной.
     
  9. Adolf Hitler pil kvas. Thank you.

    :D Коротко и ясно.
     
  10. Это кавес. Здесь найдется все. =)
     
  11. нет, thank you, никакого УГ, только упячка!
     

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